afemwolfboy:

sewerfight:

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering “the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee”. now imagine that’s you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

joyflameball:

houndshands:

monsteracademy:

topical

ALT

why’s the dracula tag bisexual

Why are you a homophoibe

tickfleato:

i love responding to everyone with ‘waugh’ or ‘hough’  theyre such versatile words. they can mean anything. i love to say ‘hrng’ 

lesbiacebian:

lesbiacebian:

“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it

i get really into shows that aired like 5+ years ago like “have y’all heard of this”

ezorzea:

dongboss:

ezorzea:

living with a tall dude is ridiculous I just turned around and he was walking our cat around on the ceiling

you wouldn’t get our bond

queensparklekitten:

queensparklekitten:

“oh no we’re all doomed by the narrative” maybe you are. i’m the narrative’s favourite.

update: turns out this is not a good thing for me

shotoria:

reblog this to absolutely hug the person you reblog from

sqooops:

despite everything its still really fun to be transgender on the internet with your friends

thespongebobsquarepantsmovie:

not that its an unpopular opinion but elon musk should kill himself